Fun with Number

0-cell phones (who needs these things anyways?)
1-bottle of hot sauce running low (tropical pepper co. xxxtra hot habanero pepper sauce, bought at catinas market shouthampton ny)
2-lesbians. . .
3-bike locks (herricks hardware $12.99, with family discount)
4-traffic cycle design custom touring bicycles (first addition, big ups Spencer Wright http://trafficbikes.com/)
5-useless American one dollar bills
6-saint charms (four saint Christopher's, one saint Anthony and one saint Lucy, who knew we were so religious, perhaps superstitious)
7-unsent post cards (sorry Lianna and household, you'll be getting them soon)
8-heavy duty crocs (buy one get one free, thanks tanger)
9-mini Cubans (one big mistake or mini on Georgia's birthday)
10- stolen packs of complementary shampoo (thanks vasto)
11-lip balms (four Hilary's homemade, thanks mom, two Carmex, two medicated bilstex, one fat tire brand, one chapstick, and one burts bees)
12-bandanas (style to snot there are so many reasons to have bandanas)
13-bungee cords (holding stuff down)
14-liters of water we can carry at one time (platypus bladders, dromitorys and klean kanteens)
15-books (library on wheels)